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criminalwisdom:

THE SECRET TO GETTING TOP-SECRET SECRETS»

How a journalist with a dark past learned to pry info from the government—and redeemed himself in the process.
  A profile of FOIA terrorist @JasonLeopold.(Via)

criminalwisdom:

THE SECRET TO GETTING TOP-SECRET SECRETS»

How a journalist with a dark past learned to pry info from the government—and redeemed himself in the process.

A profile of FOIA terrorist @JasonLeopold.(Via)

(Source: samdowse)

official-nhl:

official-nhl:

Nothing is more agonizing and heart wrenching than Overtime in the Stanley Cup Finals 

We lied. Double OT is 100X worse

tennants-hair:

VIVA LA PLUTO MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

DO YOU SEE THIS? DO YOU? ALL OF YOU WHO HAD WRITTEN OFF PLUTO, WHO HAD CROSSED IT OFF YOUR PLANET LIST? REMEMBER HOW IT WAS ‘TOO SMALL” TO BE A PLANET? HOW NASA, IN COLLABORATION WITH THE INTERNATIONAL ASTRONOMICAL UNION REMOVED ITS PLANETARY STATUS AND  CHANGED ITS NAME TO 134340? HOW EVERYONE THEN CONSIDERED THERE TO BE EIGHT PLANETS, NOT NINE?

BUT SOME OF US REMAINED LOYAL TO PLUTO. IT WAS NEVER FORGOTTEN. AND NOW HERE WE ARE, AND JUSTICE IS UPON US AFTER 8 YEARS.

BECAUSE GUESS WHAT? PLUTO HAS AT LEAST FIVE MOONS, A PRETTY BIG NUMBER FOR A ”DWARF-PLANET”, HUH? ESPECIALLY WHEN EARTH, QUITE BIGGER THAN PLUTO AND AN OFFICIAL PLANET ONLY HAS ONE. AND GUESS WHAT ELSE? ERIS, THE PLANET WHICH EVERYONE THOUGHT TO BE BIGGER THAN PLUTO, MAY NOT BE BIGGER AFTER ALL. AND THE BEST PART IS THAT PLUTO HAS AN ATMOSHPERE. THAT’S RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, A SUPPOSEDLY NON-PLANET HAS AN ATMOSPHERE. AGAIN, ISN’T THAT IMPRESSIVE?

SO LOOK AT THIS. NEW FINDINGS, AND A NEW AGE FOR PLUTO. AN AGE OF RECOGNITION AND APPRECIATION. AND ALLOW ME TO CLOSE THIS -somewhat aggressive-PRESENTATION OF OPINION WITH THE MOTTO OF THE PLUTO APOLOGISTS: VIVA LA PLUTO!

(Source: lumos5001)

lifeisamindgameloveisablinddate:

shadowwolf727:

perchu:

alexiantoinette:

perchu:

calypso-oswald:

perchu:

yea-nah:

vio-and-his-tupla:

karetahana:

thisdefineswhoiam:

this just happened on my dash… 

it happend again

How can you hate on cookies though?? Like, in any form?? They’re FUCKING COOKIES BRO!!!

don’t let the anti-moreos guy see this either

wait for it he has sources

hi

 he’s here

hell yeah im here and im ready to whoop your substantially corrupt minds back into fucking place

You’re like 15 dude you ain’t about to whoop anyone’s ass

I have the power of skeleton memes on my side, what do you  have?  tom hiddystan? bendelick mumberdun? doctor when??? yeah

This is literally the most beautiful post on Tumblr

doctor when

(Source: dankassbitchh)

Yeah….except that’s assuming you were meant to live on minimum wage forever. Those jobs are stepping stones, someone doing unskilled labor should get less than someone with marketable skills. While working those jobs go to school or learn a trade if you want more money. We shouldn’t give more money to those who stop trying to improve their own situation.

Yeah….except that’s assuming you were meant to live on minimum wage forever. Those jobs are stepping stones, someone doing unskilled labor should get less than someone with marketable skills. While working those jobs go to school or learn a trade if you want more money. We shouldn’t give more money to those who stop trying to improve their own situation.

(Source: ladiesagainsthumanity)

emergentfutures:

SCiO: Your Sixth Sense. A Pocket Molecular Sensor For All !


Out of the box, when you get your SCiO, you’ll be able to analyze food, plants, and medications.
For example, you can:
Get nutritional facts about different kinds of food: salad dressings, sauces, fruits, cheeses, and much more.
See how ripe an Avocado is, through the peel!
Find out the quality of your cooking oil.
Know the well being of your plants.
Analyze soil or hydroponic solutions.
Authenticate medications or supplements.
Upload and tag the spectrum of any material on Earth to our database. Even yourself !
Full Story: KickStarter

emergentfutures:

SCiO: Your Sixth Sense. A Pocket Molecular Sensor For All !

Out of the box, when you get your SCiO, you’ll be able to analyze food, plants, and medications.

For example, you can:

  • Get nutritional facts about different kinds of food: salad dressings, sauces, fruits, cheeses, and much more.
  • See how ripe an Avocado is, through the peel!
  • Find out the quality of your cooking oil.
  • Know the well being of your plants.
  • Analyze soil or hydroponic solutions.
  • Authenticate medications or supplements.
  • Upload and tag the spectrum of any material on Earth to our database. Even yourself !

Full Story: KickStarter

DEVELOPING: Harvard Univ. evacuates buildings on campus amid unconfirmed reports of explosives in four buildings

silxnce:

assbutt-from-gallifrey:

whinecraft:

berserkerbaby:

i still can’t believe americans don’t call car parks
car parks wtf

is that where you bring your car on weekends so it can play with other cars

NO IT’S WHERE YOU PARK YOUR FUCKING CAR

Almost like an area of land, a lot if you will, for parking cars. A parking lot.

(Source: orcfucker)

collegehumor:

Yo… like, where did memes even come from? Were they, like, birthed out of the cosmos like the rest of existence? Or did Alfred Einstein just toke up and invent LOLcats or whatever? Haha I don’t know, man… What was I saying? Oh yeah, these memes are the dankest.

But in all the discussions of these events, they never talk about the real cause. They talk about the symptom, which is that people get post-traumatic stress disorder and they kill themselves and other people. …

But there is a more specific cause of this. Just think of how many individuals over the last 15 years would not have suffered death or injury, post-traumatic stress disorders or brain injuries if we didn’t go to war unnecessarily!

Why are the people who are really guilty, who lied us into war, not being called to task?

People can find the good in just about anything but themselves. Look at me. It’s clear to all of you that I am awesome. But I could never admit that. That would make me an ass. But what I can do is see what makes Annie awesome. She’s driven. We need driven people or the lights go out and the ice cream melts. And Pierce, we need guys like Pierce. This guy has wisdom to offer. We should listen to him some time. We wouldn’t regret it. And Shirley, Shirley has earned our respect. Not as a wife, not as a mother, but as a woman. Don’t test her on that, because that thing about the jukebox was too specific to be improvised. And Troy. Who cares if Troy thinks he’s all that? Maybe he is. You think astronauts go to the moon because they hate oxygen? No, they’re trying to impress their high school’s prom king. And Abed. Abed’s a shaman. You ask him to pass the salt, he gives you a bowl of soup. Because you know what, soup is better. Abed is better. You are all better than you think you are. You are designed not to believe it when you hear it from yourself. I want you to look to the person to your left. Sorry. Look at the person sitting next to you. I want you to extend to that person the same compassion you extend to sharks, pencils and Ben Affleck. I want you to say to that person, “I forgive you.” You’ve just stopped being a study group. You have become something unstoppable. I hear by pronounce you a Community.

(Source: ameliasfairytales)

(Source: cunningfoxes)

undef-eat-able:

Krispy Kreme summed up my entire health philosophy in a few sentences….

undef-eat-able:

Krispy Kreme summed up my entire health philosophy in a few sentences….